remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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