I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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