A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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