she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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