If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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