I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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