ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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