How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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