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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I think a kid would responsible me up
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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