Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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