What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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