Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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