i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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