She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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