i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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