Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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