I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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