Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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