GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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