i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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