He is an equal opportunity slut.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
COCAINE IS GR8
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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