I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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