worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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