the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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