I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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