any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
