I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
i believe in u and ur pee
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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