SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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