I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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