is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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