Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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