it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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