so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
