Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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