Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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