why didn't you poke me back
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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