Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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