New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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