I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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