Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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