i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
