I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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