respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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