as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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