I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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