yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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