she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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