Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
