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Thats what she said
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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