why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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