Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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