you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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