I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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