Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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