she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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