Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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