imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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